As Things Improve In Iraq, We Raise Our Fist In Another Direction

There have been plenty of positive changes occurring in Iraq this week.

But of course, we couldn’t leave it that way.

We now plan to send an unprecedented number of aircraft carrier strike groups off of China’s shores, in a massive display of force, that is bound to do wonders for our relationship with them.

China, a country moving towards capitalism slowly, but surely, is about to get a black eye from us. This, after their efforts to help broker communication between us and North Korea just doesn?t make sense.

Ya know, I think I know why: it’s because it was the Chinese who attacked us on 9/11.